oldmud
01-21-2008, 12:29 PM
IDIOT SIGHTING :
>> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
>> She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our
>> manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We
>> should do this more often." Not another word was
>> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
>> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>>
>> This was a lunch atTexasInstruments.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>> I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> strip back into itself and for the sake of her life,
>> couldn't understand why her system would not turn
>> on.
>>
>> A deputy with theDallasCountySheriffs office, no
>> less.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys
>> had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>> to unlock the drivers side door As I watched from
>> the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
>> announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply,
>> "I know. I already got that side."
>>
>> This was at the Ford dealership
>> in Canton,Mississippi
>> ]
>> STAY ALERT!
>>
>> They walk among us... and the scary part is that
>> they VOTE and
>>
>> they REPRODUCE !
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Calling an Illegal Alien An "Undocumented
>> Immigrant" Is like Calling A Drug Dealer an
>> "Unlicensed Pharmacist".
>
>> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
>> She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our
>> manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We
>> should do this more often." Not another word was
>> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
>> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>>
>> This was a lunch atTexasInstruments.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>> I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> strip back into itself and for the sake of her life,
>> couldn't understand why her system would not turn
>> on.
>>
>> A deputy with theDallasCountySheriffs office, no
>> less.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys
>> had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>> to unlock the drivers side door As I watched from
>> the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
>> announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply,
>> "I know. I already got that side."
>>
>> This was at the Ford dealership
>> in Canton,Mississippi
>> ]
>> STAY ALERT!
>>
>> They walk among us... and the scary part is that
>> they VOTE and
>>
>> they REPRODUCE !
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Calling an Illegal Alien An "Undocumented
>> Immigrant" Is like Calling A Drug Dealer an
>> "Unlicensed Pharmacist".
>